Vegan Oh Henry Bars

Just in time for Halloween! Fudge, peanuts, caramel and chocolate- the whole shebang boys and girls. So consider this little adventure a remix of Oh Henry’s. While there are tons of recipes online for “homemade OH Henry Bars”, none of them use the fudge middle (which I mean, just doesn’t make sense, the fudge is such a key selling point).

Forewarning: If this isn’t a remix in every sense, I don’t know what is. Upon beginning this adventure, I quickly realized I had overestimated my very limited skill set. I’m not going to lie to you, this was a bit of a gong show. When the process showed no signs of improving, I began to record the various steps I took to save the project. Consider this a journey, and a Dirt Mouth take on recipes and kitchen disasters.

I added so much vanilla to the fudge it started to smell like tequila. Not only did I try to ignore the necessary “candy thermometer” for the fudge, I googled an alternative and wasted several spoonfuls of fudge syrup dropping it into a cup of cold water. Apparently “soft ball” temperature is supposed to harden upon contact with cold water?img_0611

Caramel is showing signs of struggle, and the almond oil from the almond butter has leaked all over the floor. Roommate is not pleased. Also, the jar had a little plastic lining on the outside that I did not notice, which will have to be added to my zero-waste jar. Caramel is proving to be a disappointment thus far.

I take back my resentment of the caramel, its doing everything its supposed to be doing. Very cooperative recipe.

Well, either I didn’t reach “soft ball” temperature, or the highly credible science of google lied to me. I let this pot “simmer” for 15 minutes- the recipe says this should take 35 minutes total. I haven’t even hit the 10-15 minutes of hand crank beater-ing. The fudge (still in the pot) is currently sitting in my fridge on top of a hot pad. I’m hoping it will solidify or at least resemble some part of the fudge recipe I used. I fear I’ve gone too far off the path.

Fudge showed no signs of solidifying after five minutes in the fridge. I’ve moved it to the freezer. The caramel was 100% successful (aka Dirt Mouth proof) and sits on the stove waiting to be applied. Its amazing. Have yet to start making the chocolate, mostly because I don’t have enough pots to start making it.img_0623

Unsure if I am impatient or fudge is ruined. No difference after 6 minutes in the freezer, starting to think I am impatient. I’ve put it back on the stove, I want to boil it further before placing it in the fridge overnight. This quick recipe has turned into an overnight ordeal. Caramel sits waiting in the fridge. Trying out the chocolate in t-minus 2 minutes, taking a texting break.

Googled “turning sugar to syrup”, followed by “turning syrup to fudge”. Read a brief section that said if the fudge is too soft, you didn’t cook it at a high enough temperature. Promptly cranked stove-top. Meant to do laundry tonight, getting grumpy. Showing signs of thickening.

Attempting experiment, placing small amount of fudge solution in a container in the freezer. Will attempt patience.

Remaining fudge solution on the stove has turned into a very thick syrup resembling caramel. Taking this as a cue to divide up the solution into further cupcake containers and freeze overnight.

The Next Day:

Fudge looks more like maple caramel, hooray for caramel. Not hooray for my fudge. Roving internet for new fudge recipe.

I’ve resorted to pintrest.

A lot has happened in the last hour. I deemed my fudge solution better suited for caramel, and after pulling my caramel out of the fridge, deemed it better suited for fudge… In the meantime, I had already prepped a new fudge recipe that involved a banana and peanut butter.

Despite this seeming completely out of control, I think I am through the worst of it. I have prepped the chocolate which took a whole of 5 minutes and was easy-peasy. Tapioca starch came in very handy for thickening it, though it is still very rich for my taste. All is well, the new fudge solution looks to be promising, and the old fudge solution makes a helluva caramel sauce. Placing all components in the fridge.

The Next Day:

Don’t ask me how, but this worked, this all worked. Thinking about buying a lottery ticket.

So I used this recipe for the first fudge solution which later became my caramel.  Don’t be like me. Get a candy thermometer.

Or, be like me and cook the solution until it looks like caramel. That’ll be because it actually is caramel. Don’t add a lot of vanilla, it never stops smelling like tequila.

I used this recipe for the first caramel solution which later was incorporated in my fudge. This was a great recipe for caramel, but after spending a night in the fridge, it looked and tasted like fudge and even after warming it up in the microwave, it never really regained its caramel-esque texture. If you’re looking for a quick (and healthy caramel), this one’s for you- use immediately.

I used this recipe for the second fudge recipe, thinking (correctly)that my first had been an absolute failure. I then added my first caramel mixture to this one for substance and convenience. My only problem with this recipe is that its not enough peanut  butter/maple and it was too much banana.

The chocolate recipe I found worked out perfectly.

You still with me here?

Caramel That Was Supposed to be Fudge:

  • 1 cup white sugar
  • 1 cup brown sugar
  • 1 cup regular coconut milk, shaken and combined
  • ⅓ cup coconut oil
  • ¼ cup maple syrup
  • pinch of salt
  • vanilla to taste

Mix all of these ingredients together. Bring to a boil, and lower the temperature until it simmers. Cutting out all the back and forth fridge/freezer time (a result of my panic), basically just cook it and stir it occasionally until it reaches a desirable consistency. Science.

Healthy Caramel Used As Fudge (Could Also Be Used As Caramel):

  • ½ cup pure maple syrup
  • ½ cup creamy unsalted raw almond butter
  • ⅓ cup coconut oil
  • 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
  • ¼ teaspoon fine grain sea salt

Mix all these ingredients over medium heat until they’re smoothly blended. Be prepared for it to harden and turn sort of weird if you put it in the fridge.

Healthy Fudge That Actually Was Used As Fudge:

  • 1/2 cup peanut butter (Adam’s PB worked great)
  • 1 large banana
  • 1 tsp pure vanilla extract
  • pinch of salt
  • 2 tbsp coconut oil

I just mixed all of these things together, dumped it in a glass dish and froze it ASAP. I used two small bananas rather than one large, which is probably why I thought the fudge had too much banana… This fudge doesn’t hold up well at room temperature. In fact none of these recipes hold up well at room temperature.

Vegan Chocolate:

  • 1/2 Cup Virgin Coconut Oil
  • 3 Tbsp Natural Cocoa Powder
  • 1/8 Cup Pure Maple Syrup 

Combine all ingredients and stir until smooth. Taste test frequently. You’re going to start to notice that I really go for the recipes that involve zero instructions. My only issue with this heavenly (yet incredibly rich) recipe is that it didn’t microwave well the next day when I actually applied it to the Oh Henry’s. It did this weird bubbling marshmallow thing. I panicked and added more coconut oil. Seemed to fix the problem.


Oh Henry Bars:

  1. Take the fudge out of the freezer and cut it into bars.
  2. Shove peanuts into the fudge, you’ll notice it softens pretty fast.
  3. Heat the caramel in the microwave and drizzle it on top of the peanut-covered fudge bars.
  4. Let the caramel cool for a few minutes.
  5. Smear the chocolate on the bars, the chocolate is better prepared immediately before doing the bars- it’s smoother.
  6. Freeze the bars, and store them in the freezer.

Recommendation: Own/buy a damn candy thermometer.

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